15.01 Cumnor Minors v Stonesfield (Win 8-3)

No silly comments, no stupidity, no infantile match reports, so you now know none of the boys write these.

Cam injured ( No legs and one handed) Matthew (No teeth) Elliot (No boots only planks skiing)

The makeshift line up was always going to test us and we started with 10 players. Adam, George D, Mehmet, Grant, George M, Mason, Flynn, Louie, Harry and Gareth.

After 3 mins - Goal Gareth 1-0 FANTASTIC
After 6 mins - 1-1 Break
After 9 mins - 2-1 Failed clearances in the goal mouth
After 15 mins - Goal Louie 2-2 SKILLFUL

Then Wills turned up and with 11 players we looked under less pressure and started to get our shape with some wonderful passing and interplay between midfield and attack. This developed over a period of time as our confidence grew, I had to check we did not have 12 at one point!

After 22 mins - 3-2 Flynn WONDERFUL
After26 mins - 4-2 Harry SUBLIME after a jinking run from Murphy in the box
After 29 mins - 5-2 Wills COOL
After 30 mins HT 5-2

After 33 mins - 6-2 Louie OUT OF THIS WORLD
After 41 mins - 7-2 Louie HAT TRICK
After 48 mins - 7-3 Break and mix ups
After 58 Mins - 8-3 Gareth GOALISSIMO an Eddy Wearing Up and Under

Afer 60 Mins FT 8-3

A fine performance with a lot of players struggling with half injuries. We had numerous chances and either just missed or was stopped by a fine goal keeping performance or last ditch defending.

Congratulations to a fine bunch of boys from Stonesfield for their constant effort and trying a credit to Old Man Dave the Manager.

Old Fat Mark the Manager, Old Fat Ugly Owen the Manager and last but not least Old Fat Ugly and Stupid Ian the manager enjoyed their morning. Thanks also to all the Young attractive parents who helped with setting up etc. THANK YOU

In fact we thought one of the helpers was so handsome, as he was their at the crack of dawn we decided to give his son Shooting Boots Man of the match. It could have been a few players including Louie for his fine skilful Hat Trick. Man of the match this week sponsored by George Clooney.

Thanks lads a fine performance.