Sunday 29 May 2011

29.05 Home v Chasewell Park (Draw 0-0)

Our final game of the season and this must have been amazing for the armchair viewer particularly as it had been chosen by the BBC to be their only youth football clash of the season.  Jonathan Pearce could hardly contain himself in the commentary.

All players were present and played some fantastic football Cumnor had most of the play with some interchanges between players that could only be described as mesmorising. Odd comments that can be made player by player.

Adam - Compared to Peter Shilton by Mr Pearce, stopped at least 75 excellent shots.
Mason - Russell received a call from Gus Poyet asking when he would become available to play for Brighton
Cameron - Was watched by Nicholas Cage after him flying over from America specially for the match
George M - Shooting boots had 6 goals disallowed for looking like a dangerously attacking player by the referee.
George D - Playing on roller skates achieved speeds he could only dream off, racing up the wing from left back just like Ashley Cole.
Mehmet - Went in goal when Adam was getting his manicure and made save after save, out on pitch looked and played like the spitting image of Lionel Messi.
Louie - Walked tall on the pitch and played a physical game elbowing out some off the 6ft 20st midfield players with his sheer strength and laid everything to waste in his path.
Harry - With sheer grit and determination had at least 40 long shots at goal, only to hit the post and bar on every occasion. The bar eventually collapsed under the power of the shots.
Matthew - Playing in goal, in defense, in midfield, in attack, in the centre on the left and right upside down and back to front looked like a long version of Gianfranco Zola.
Grant - Like a tornado or Jim Carrey from the mask popped up everwhere where the ball was the only difference was he was not green.
Gareth - Played most of the game laying on a sun lounger like a lounge lizard in the sun. Popped up when the ball got anywhere near the right wing and tore down the wing blatting everything in its path.
Elliott - Larger than life and as desribed by the pundits as a player with excellent technical ability and potential. The gentle giant.
Flynn - 53 shots on target and only the excellent goalkeeping of Chasewell kept the ball out - tremendous
Cookie - Hes here is their is absolutely everywhere Cookie, Cookie! he just keeps on going and was only with us at the end of the season a great signing for 2011/2012
Wills - A sad loss of a great player we wish him well at his new school

As Gary Lineker said how was that game 0-0 a tremendous game! How did they edit down to to 45 minutes for the tv!

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